Nothing To See Here, Go Away!

We’re not glad you’re here, because there’s really nothing to see here. We’re just a bunch of normal people who happen to be very good at hiding things.

We know you’re curious, but we’re afraid we can’t tell you anything. We’re under strict orders to keep everything a secret.

So please, just go away and forget you ever saw this website. There’s nothing to see here, really.

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We see you insist on staying…

Here are a few things you might find interesting:

• Our secret lair is located in a cave outside the city.
• We have a pet honey badger named Luminous.
• We’re working on a top-secret project that will change the world.

But that’s all we can tell you. Anything else would be classified.

So please, go away and forget you ever saw this website.

There’s nothing to see here, really.

P.S.

If you do happen to find out our secrets, please don’t tell anyone. We’ll send the honey badger after you.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The People Who Are Hiding Things (in the index)